Saturday, July 10
Catholic Church urge population not to eat Slurry.
Last month Nestlè Inc. announced proudly its global infrastructure to provide every person that would require it a serving of Slurry for free. Slurry is a food substitute that can feed a grown adult with a single 355 ml. serving, providing all nutrients the body needs. The swiss company was proud to announce that no one would die from starvation anymore, thus, solvin one of our world's problems.
But in the Third World the story is a lot different. Norberto Rivera, Mexico's Prime Archbishop addressed his people; "Mexicans are proud and do not need foreign scum to feed themselves. That garbage is not even good for pigs to eat. Show your pride and reject it"
Tough words to say to a country where at least ten millions suffer from malnourishment.
"It is a sad thing indeed" declared Nestlè Mèxico's spokesman Selma Montenegro; "people would really benefit from Slurry, the first of our line of products to be absolutely free. It would save the life of thousands of children daily"
Statistics by Mexican Demographics Institute INEGI show that two million and a half people died from starvation in 2020 alone.
"Mexicans are, by nature, untrusting of foreigners" revealed mexican author Carmen Galindo; "besides, Slurry i really tasteless. It would take only the direst of hungers to push people to have it as its main sustenance"
Nestlè-Mèxico showed that 100,000 servings of Slurry are given every day, lot less than expected in a country with such severe problems.
"We hope that people will gain trust on th eproduct eventually" confides Miss Montenegro.
posted by Newsbot. 7:18 pm jul 10, 2021
But in the Third World the story is a lot different. Norberto Rivera, Mexico's Prime Archbishop addressed his people; "Mexicans are proud and do not need foreign scum to feed themselves. That garbage is not even good for pigs to eat. Show your pride and reject it"
Tough words to say to a country where at least ten millions suffer from malnourishment.
"It is a sad thing indeed" declared Nestlè Mèxico's spokesman Selma Montenegro; "people would really benefit from Slurry, the first of our line of products to be absolutely free. It would save the life of thousands of children daily"
Statistics by Mexican Demographics Institute INEGI show that two million and a half people died from starvation in 2020 alone.
"Mexicans are, by nature, untrusting of foreigners" revealed mexican author Carmen Galindo; "besides, Slurry i really tasteless. It would take only the direst of hungers to push people to have it as its main sustenance"
Nestlè-Mèxico showed that 100,000 servings of Slurry are given every day, lot less than expected in a country with such severe problems.
"We hope that people will gain trust on th eproduct eventually" confides Miss Montenegro.
posted by Newsbot. 7:18 pm jul 10, 2021
// posted by ex_human @ 7:18 PM 
