Sunday, July 18

Christian Board of Education urges companies to boycott the Omnipedia Foundation

The Omnipedia Project Foundation refuses to stay dead. A fifty year effort to collect everything known to humankind under the same server has continued despite the efforts of Christian organizations such as the CBE.
"It is such a waste of time and resources. Anyone in his right mind know that the Bible contains all answers, there is no need to collect such monstruosity. They are attempting to gather every word hat has ever contradicted the words of our savior Jesus Christ" revealed CBE spokesperson Beatrice Bowers.
Ten years ago the CBE managed to get the Wikipedia offline. First, they heavily edited every article and deleted those that seemed offensive, before putting it down for good.
"It is such a step backwards into the Middle Ages" replied Harry Seldon, director of the Omnippedia Project Foundation, "That limited scope brings back memories of the Nazi regime. Ah. I forgot they eliminated all trace of that as well. Christians are only attempting to gather all the power they can. If knowledge challenges their beliefs, no wonder they choose to stay deaf and blind. their world is so fragile"
"Dr. Seldon is a very loudmouthed individual" revealed Mrs. Bowers; "He wouldn't dare to speak if he didn't have the economical backing of the Atreides. The Foundation has political implations. it is very clear that the Atreides want their cousins and nephews in positions of power. This has nothing to do with their false notion of what they consider knowledge"
The Atreides Family, especially Matthias Atreides, are very vocal in their support of the Omnipedia.
"Let's say that Civilization ends today. The systematic elimination of knowledge Christians have pushed will only ensure that we stay under the heel of ignorance and intolerance. We wouldn't be able to rebuild our society, let alone our lifestyles." addresed Matthias Atreides, in a rally to gather financial support for the Foundation.
The Omnipedia, if finished, would contain every bit of knowledge ever produced by humanity, it would incorporate an universal translator in every conceivable language and would contain the complete text of every literary work ever created, as well as a visual and sound library of works of art, what we know about the universe and the customs and everyday life of every culture that has ever walked the earth.
If it is ever completed it would be free to access, occupying 1 exabyte (1 000 000 000 000 000 000 bytes) in a network of servers around the world.
Its estimated cost would be around ten trillion dollars.
"For all the good that it will give to humankind. I'd say it's a real bargain" concluded Dr. Seldon"

posted by Newsbot, 10:15 AM. jul 18 2021

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